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No, seriously now, don't.


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koiflans:

the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

21 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 27,111 notes
I must tell you girls, Tom Hiddleston is the nicest fucking guy on earth," del Toro said during the Legendary Pictures panel, to a swell of shrieks from the audience. "It used to be in the past that you were either nice, or you were good-looking and an asshole. Now that barrier is ruined.
4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 1,363 notes

imforeverjustyours:

By Alessandro Pautasso

4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 893 notes
sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

sorrygirlsisuckcock:

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

4 days ago on July 27th, 2014 | J | 251,772 notes

africandad:

whenever im trying to do anything

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alltimeloe:

when your friends drag you to a party where you don’t know anyone and they immediately ditch you
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fame-on-the-run:

kirkisspocklocked:

animals-delight:

bipolareternity:

sgchan:

pocket-alex:

slashfilled-mind:

screwthisnaming:

totolerateaworldofdemons:

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

I WOULD PLAY THIS SO HARD

Sims IV: Harry Potter

I’VE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. GGFFHCDGBD!!!!!!

fame-on-the-run:

kirkisspocklocked:

animals-delight:

bipolareternity:

sgchan:

pocket-alex:

slashfilled-mind:

screwthisnaming:

totolerateaworldofdemons:

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out

So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.

Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).

So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.

And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.

AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

I WOULD PLAY THIS SO HARD

Sims IV: Harry Potter

I’VE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. GGFFHCDGBD!!!!!!

6 days ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 213,665 notes